他們都是巨大的美國棒球球迷
There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball game possible, year-round, and they said to each other that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven. One summer night, one of the two friends passed away (after watching a baseball game, of course). So he died a happy man.
A few nights later, his friend Bob heard a voice from beyond, saying, "It's your friend!" And Bob said, "John, is that you?" "Of course it's me!"John replied. "That's unbelievable!" Bob exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?" And John said, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "OK. The good news is that, yes, there is baseball in Heaven." Bob said, "Wow, that's wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "Well, the bad news is that you are pitching tomorrow night!"
有兩個朋友，他們都是巨大的美國棒球球迷，為他們獻(xiàn)出的整個生命。他們總是談?wù)摵陀懻撊魏斡嘘P(guān)棒球。他們?nèi)チ嗣恳粋€可能的棒球比賽，全年，他們說對方是誰首先將嘗試死亡回來告訴另一個天堂里是否有棒球。一個夏天的晚上，一個朋友去世（在觀看棒球比賽，當(dāng)然）。他死得很快樂。幾天后，他的朋友鮑勃聽到一個聲音從以后，說，“這是你的朋友！”鮑勃說，“約翰，是你嗎？”當(dāng)然是我！”約翰回答說。”那真是難以置信！”鮑勃說道。”所以告訴我，天堂有棒球嗎？”約翰說，“好吧，我有一些好消息和壞消息。你想先聽哪一個？”先告訴我好消息吧。”。好消息是，是的，有棒球在天堂。”鮑勃說，“哇，太棒了！很可能是壞消息？”好的，壞消息是你是投手，明天晚上！”
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