外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹148：希拉里的禮物(中英)
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.”
比爾·克林頓為了彌補他所做的壞事，于是就到商場為希拉里買一個禮物。“我想為我的妻子買一雙手套，”他看著那個迷人的導購小姐說，“但是我不知道她帶什么號的。”
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes,” he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”
“我有辦法能幫幫你，”那個導購小姐甜甜的說，然后把她的手放到克林頓手上。“噢，太好了，”他回答。“我妻子的手只比你的手小一點。”
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you -mention it,” Bill replied，"she also needs a bra and panties
“您還想要點什么嗎?”那個導購小姐邊包裝那雙手套邊問。“既然你問到了，”比爾回答，“她還需要一身內衣。”
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