那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事90：嗨．女人
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Hl lady!
嗨．女人！
lf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
吻她吧，不夠君子
If you don't, you are not a man
不吻吧，不象漢子
lf you praise her, she thinks you are lying
夸她吧，說你欺騙
lf you don't, you are good for nothing
不夸吧，說你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
順她吧，說你氣管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding
不順吧，不善解人意
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
太浪漫，疑你老練
If you don't you are half a man
太規矩，魅力不足
lf you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
常看她，招她厭煩
lf you don‘t, she accuses you of double crossing
少去點，怨你獵艷
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
穿得好，說你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy
邋遢些，缺個心眼
lf you are jealous, she says it's bad
吃醋吧，你太狹隘
If you don't she thinks you do not love her
大度點，說你不愛
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect
求歡吧，不夠尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
安分吧，不夠愛寵
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
你晚了，她等得煩
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
她晚了，女孩特權
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