Doctors Joke (73)

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  喬恩的妙計-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫

  jon:do you know how to get a finicky cat to eat his cat food?喬恩:你知道如何讓一個苛求的貓去吃貓食嗎？jon:pretend you're going to take it away from him.喬恩：假裝你要把食物從它面前拿走。jon:it wo...

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  外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹75：出人意料的答案(中英)

  A math teacher had been teaching his class all about fractions for the past week，and now he wanted to find out how much they had been able to remember, so he asked one of the boys in the class...

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• Marriage Joke(56)

  　　A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded“When...

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• Essay

  　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."　　作文　　老師給...

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• 雙語笑話 請在“一碗米線”外等

  經常往來機場的同學，對這樣的標牌肯定不陌生：請在一米線外等候。其實銀行、取款機處也都會有類似的標識語，但是能翻譯成上圖這樣的，就真不多見了：　　請在一米線外等候。　　Please wait o...

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• 視力訓練

  　　Visual Training　　The squad were having “visual training”。 One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so fa...

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• 但我看到你自己站在那里我就很煩

  A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Jo...

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• 好消息和壞消息

  　　An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. " The good news is that a gentlema...

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• 四位新爸爸

  　　Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man， "Congratulations， sir. You're the fa...

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• 英語笑話:Different roast everyday

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