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  if you refuse to marry me, he swore, i shall die.如果你不答應嫁給我，他發(fā)誓，我就要去死。she refused him.她拒絕了他。sixty years later, he died.六十年后，他死了。 更多 英語...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• 同一門課程學了三年才通過的。

  Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...

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• 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事195：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎（四）

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• Computer Joke(6)

  　　Customer Service Rep：Can you install LOVE？　　Customer：I can do that. I‘m not very technical，but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first？　　Customer Service Rep：The first step is to...

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• The Nice Wedding Gift（漂亮的結婚禮物）英漢雙語笑話

  The Nice Wedding Gift（漂亮的結婚禮物）英漢雙語笑話 We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to...

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• 英語笑話：Twin Lobsters 孿生龍蝦

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  趣味圖片英語笑話：Damn karma! 該死的因果報應!（雙語）

  What have we done to deserve this place in the cosmos?我們做了什么,應該到宇宙中這樣的地方?You remember your former life as a Nazi, right?你還記得你的前納粹的生活,對吧?Damn karma!該死的因果報...

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• Bad luck finding a place to hide

  　　A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands， “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad， I can't even see straight.” The bartender， noticing that the little man is...

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  趣味圖片英語笑話：Snowden 斯諾登（雙語）

  Jeez, come on ... Who did you hook up with!? Just say it, already ...I promise I can keep a secret!呀,來吧…你勾搭的是誰?盡管說,已經(jīng)……我保證我可以保守秘密Edward Snowden o...

  2018-11-06 英語笑話

• 所以沒人知道拿破侖病了

  Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話