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          Billy walks into class late. His teacher says,“Billy,do not walk into class late again.”The next day Billy crawls into class late once again. His teacher says,“Billy,I thought I told you not to come into class late.”Billy responds,“No,you told me I couldn‘t walk in class late.

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