初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話48：《六人行》05（中英）
Chandler is justifying why he broke up with his girlfriend.
錢德勒在向好友們說明自己和女友分手的原因是合理的.
Monica: So how is Janice?
莫尼卡:珍妮絲還好嗎？
Chandler:Broke up with her. Oh, why?
錢德勒:分手了哦，為什么?
Rose: Don't tell me because of the big nostril thing.
羅斯:別告訴我是因為她鼻孔大。
Chandler: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
錢德勒:太大了。她一打噴嚏，蝙蝠都要飛出來。
Rachel: Come on. They were not that huge.
雷切爾:少來了，絕沒那么大。
Chandler: I'm telling you. She leaned back, I could see her brain.
錢德勒:告訴你們，她往后仰，我都能看到她的大腦。
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