爆笑英語幽默笑話精42:What Can I Say In五分鐘我能說什么（英漢雙語笑話）
42.What Can I Say In
42.五分鐘我能說什么
Five Minutes
當我們接到長途電話賬單時，發現我們的女兒凱西經常給她在外地上大學的男朋友打長達60分鐘的電話。“從現在開始，”她爸爸嚴厲地說，“你今后打電話的時間限制在五分鐘之內。”
When we got our long一distance phone bill，we found that our daughter，Cathy，had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on，”her father said firmly，"Your calls are limited to five minutes.”
“爸爸，五分鐘我能說什么呀?”凱西哀號著說。
“Dad，what can I say in five minutes”Cathy wailed.
“你撥電話給我。”他回答。
"Call me back.”He answered.
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