我就肯定不來這吃飯了。
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
我和朋友在一家快餐店排隊等著點(diǎn)餐，看到店里貼了張通知：本店不收面值超過20元的大票。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
排在我們前面的一位女士指著通知感慨到：“相信我，如果我真有20元以上的大票， 我就肯定不來這吃飯了?！?/p>
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