外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹32：只聽上帝的安排 (中英)
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG!
一個男人孤獨的在海灘上散步。突然他聽到一個低沉的聲音:“挖!”
He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!
他環顧周圍一個人都沒有。他認為他一定是產生了幻覺。然后，他又聽到了那個聲音:“我說，挖!”
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands，and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
于是，他開始用雙手在沙地上挖，挖了幾英寸后他發現了一個小箱子，上面還有一把生銹的鎖。
The deep voice says: OPEN!
那個低沉的聲音說:“打開!”
0k，the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock , and when the chest is finally open , he sees a lot of gold coins.
那個男人決定把那個箱子打開。他找到一塊石頭敲開了鎖。當箱子打開時他看到里面全是金幣。
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
那個低沉的聲音說:“去賭場!”
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
那個男人一想賭場只有幾英里遠，于是就帶著那個箱子去了賭場。
The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
那個低沉的聲音說:“輪盤賭!”
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables，where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
他把所有的金幣都換成了輪盤賭的籌碼，當他走到一個輪盤賭的桌子前，所有的人都用懷疑的目光看著他。
The deep voice says: 27!
那個低沉的聲音又說:“二十七!”
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts.Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 26.
他把所有的籌碼都壓在了二十七上。那個賭桌都快放不下了。當那個球在輪盤賭上轉動時每個人都安靜了下來。最后，它停在了二十六上。
Finally, the deep voice says: This is called BAD LUCK ! My son!
最終，那個低沉的聲音說:“我的孩子，這就叫做‘倒霉’!”
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