外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹33：誰是喬治?華盛頓 (中英)
有一位老師問了一個學生很多問題，但那個學生一個問題也回答不上來。于是，老師決定問他一些非常簡單的問題，使他能答對幾個。
A teacher was asking a student a lot of question，but the student couldn’t answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.
她說:“班克·希爾是什么?”
"What was Banker Hill?" She said.
這位學生想了一會，然后回答:“一個飛機場?”
The student thought for some time and then answered，"an airport?"
老師說:“不!是一場戰役!”她有點生氣了，但是她還是盡量不表現出來。接著，她問道:“美國的第一任總統是誰?”
"No, it was a battle," the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States? "
這位學生想了好長的一段時間，但還是一言不發。老師非常生氣，大聲喊道:“喬治·華盛頓!”學生站了起來，開始走回自己的座位。
The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted，"George Washington!" the student got up and began to walk towards his seat.
老師說:“回來!我沒叫你回去!”
"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn’t tell you're to go."
這位學生說:“哦，對不起!我以為你叫下一位學生呢!”
"Oh，I'sorry ," the student said，"I thought you called the next studen
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