英漢雙語笑話85
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1.
SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
她寧愿買一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。"沒關系，"他說，"我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順。"媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，"我寧愿給你買一件禮物。"
2.
ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
幾個英語詞
法庭上法官正審問一個搶劫犯，由于該犯是一個不會說英語的外國人，審問很困難。"你一點英語都不會說嗎？"法官問。"我只會說幾個詞。"搶劫犯回答。
"你會說哪幾個詞？"
"你是要錢還是要命！"
3.
DON'T BE SELFISH
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
別太自私
一位母親在勸告她的兒子。
"聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車。" "媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。"
本文標題：英漢雙語笑話85 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
她寧愿買一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。"沒關系，"他說，"我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順。"媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，"我寧愿給你買一件禮物。"
2.
ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
幾個英語詞
法庭上法官正審問一個搶劫犯，由于該犯是一個不會說英語的外國人，審問很困難。"你一點英語都不會說嗎？"法官問。"我只會說幾個詞。"搶劫犯回答。
"你會說哪幾個詞？"
"你是要錢還是要命！"
3.
DON'T BE SELFISH
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
別太自私
一位母親在勸告她的兒子。
"聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車。" "媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。"
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