每日一笑（4.29）
Who do you think you are? (你以為你是誰？)
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
公共汽車上很擠，當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車時(shí)，乘客們不讓他上。
“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰？”
“我是司機(jī)！”他說。
[單詞通緝令]
aboard: adv.在船(飛機(jī)、車)上, 上船(飛機(jī)、車)prep.在(船、飛機(jī)、車)上, 上(船、飛機(jī)、車).
on board:到船上, 在船上
go aboard: 上船 (上飛機(jī)等)
All aboard! 請(qǐng)上船[飛機(jī)、車],都上來!
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