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          An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“He says,”I’ll go get some.“She says,”Vanilla with chocolate sauce,with whipped cream on top and a cherry.“She adds,”Please write it down,I know you‘ll forget.“He says,”I won’t forget. Vanilla with chocolate sauce,whipped cream,and a cherry.“

          Away he goes. Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag.“In it is a”HAM SANDWICH“。She says,”I told you to write it down!You forgot the mustard.“

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