第1414期英語笑話 搬起石頭砸自己的腳
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
一個老師在對學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來？”她一開始就說。
Little Johnny then stood up.
小約翰尼站了起來。
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？”老師問。
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”
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