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        趣味圖片英語笑話:I'm never having kids!我永遠不會要孩子(雙語)

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        When I look at you and your so-called lives, I'm telling you right now-I'm never having kids!

        當我看著你和你所謂的生活,我現在告訴你我永遠不會要孩子!

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