笑話習題簿11.2.19
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
一天，小女孩從學校回到家里，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校里我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”
媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什么？”
小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業。”小編寄語：
有些事情不能做，有些事情一定要做，做了不該做的要受懲罰，沒做該做的同樣也要受懲罰，這就是游戲的規則！
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