蘇格拉底的啟示
By all means marry， if you get a good wife， you‘ll be happy， if you get a bad one， you’ll become a philosopher ―― Socrates
務必要結婚，娶個好女人，你會很快樂，娶個壞女人，你會成為哲學家（蘇格拉底的老婆是著名的悍婦）
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor‘s degree and the woman gets her master’s.
婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人失去了學士學位，女人獲得了碩士學位（bachelor也有單身漢的意思，master也有征服者的含義）
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