笑話習題簿11.1.12

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      Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
   On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
   "Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more." 　　拉里和哈里驅車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
　　在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時后，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元？”
　　“哇！”拉里應答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。”
練習:
為什么拉里要這么說？
答案：
一條魚2000，兩條魚4000，三四十二，五一勞動節，六一兒童節。。。反正釣多了的話，應該是很大一筆費用呢。。。

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