如果我參加了他的葬禮
A: Mr.Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?
B: No, of course not!
A: Why not? I thought you were friends.
B: It wouldn't be fair if I did.
A: Not fair? What do you mean?
B: If I attended his funeral, would he be able to attend mine?
A：布朗先生昨天去世了，你會去參加他的葬禮？
B：不，當然不去！
A:為什么不呢？我以為你是我的朋友。
B：這是不公平的如果我做。一個
A：不公平？你什么意思？B：如果我參加了他的葬禮，他能夠參加我的？
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