English Humor Part 15

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PigA man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig.The man was found guilty and fined.After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs.Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true."Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs.Johnson."　Psychiatrist's Secretary"In my office, I just can't win!" lamented the psychiatrist's secretary. "If I come to work early, I'm anxious. If I'm on time, I'm compulsive. If I'm late, I'm hostile..."　Department-store Automatic Answering Machine"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5." "If you are calling to register a complaint, press 64-59834822955392.""Have a good day."

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