每日一笑（1.11）
精靈
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
拉登,一加拿大人還有布什總統(tǒng)走在大街上看到一盞金色的燈.他們擦了擦燈出現(xiàn)了一個(gè)精靈.精靈說(shuō):"我要滿足你們每人一個(gè)愿望總共三個(gè)."加拿大人說(shuō):"我是個(gè)父親我兒子將成為農(nóng)夫,因此我想讓加拿大的土地永遠(yuǎn)肥沃."精靈說(shuō)了咒語(yǔ)愿望實(shí)現(xiàn)了.拉登看了很驚奇,他希望有座城墻圍繞阿富汗.精靈又說(shuō)了咒語(yǔ)愿望又實(shí)現(xiàn)了.布什總統(tǒng)問(wèn):"精靈請(qǐng)告訴我關(guān)于這座墻的事情."精靈回答:"墻厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何東西出不來(lái)外面的任何東西進(jìn)不去."布什總統(tǒng)說(shuō):"哇!那是座大橋耶...注滿水!!!"
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