爆笑：挑剔女人如何“買帽子”

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　　A?lady?went?to?a?hat?shop?to?buy?a?hat.?As?she?was?very?fussy,?it?took?her?a?long?time?to?pick?on?one。
Already?at?the?end?of?his?patience?the?salesman?was?afraid?that?she?might?change?her?mind?again?so?he?tried?to?flatter?her:?"An?excellent?choice,?madam.You?look?at?least?ten?years?younger?with?this?hat?on!"
　　To?his?dismay,?the?lady?took?off?her?hat?at?once?and?said:?"I?don’t?want?a?hat?that?makes?me?look?ten?years?older?as?soon?as?I?take?it?off.?Show?me?some?more?hats!"
　　一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。
　　已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她：“你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲！”
　　但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說：“我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看！”

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