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        英語小笑話 - What do you want for Xmas?

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        A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies, "I don't know". So Santa starts thinking of things that the little boy might like and spells it out. Each time he says a letter, he pushes the boys nose. B-I-K-E. C-A-T.
        Etc. Santa runs out of ideas and asks the little boy one more time what he wants for Christmas. The little boy says, "I want some P-U-S-S-Y, and I know you have some because I can smell it on your fingers.

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