爆笑英語幽默笑話精選18：Writing A Composition寫作文（英漢雙語笑話）
18.Writing A Composition
18.寫作文
One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.
一天，在作文課上，老師給同學們布置了一篇作文，題目是“假如我是個經理”。
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary，”was the boy’s answer.
除了一個男孩之外，所有的同學都立刻動手寫了起來。老師感到很奇怪，于是他走近這個學生去問個究竟。“我正在等我的秘書，”男孩回答說。
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