英語作文做法一絕
高中的時候
很多學校都有各種各樣的模擬考
有一個人
他的英語很爛很爛
一次英文模擬考
作文題目是“A Dog”
結果那個人就這樣寫――
One day I see a dog.
I said“Hi！”
Dog said“Hi！”
I said“Can you speak Chinese？”
Dog said“Yes！”
I said“So，let”s speak Chinese！“
Dog said“O.K.”
I said“你最近都在做什么丫？”
Dog said“我前天剛剛從主人那里走失……”
Dog 跟我……
……就這樣聊起來了……
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