press the suit
"Four dollars."
"You must be crazy." Exclaimed the man, " In Los Angeles, i can get it done for two dallors."
" Is that so? And how much is the plane fare?"
摘自<<秦伊楠: 論英語幽默語言的語用特征與修辭技巧>>
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