爆笑英語幽默笑話精選24：The New Teacher新老師（英漢雙語笑話）
24.The New Teacher
24.新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1號，喬治放學回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。
“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6，可后來又說2加4也得6.
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