外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹297：大腦袋(中英)
"All the kids make fun of me,” The boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head.”
“所有的孩子都拿我取樂(lè)。”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō):“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
“Don't listen to them,” his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.
“別聽(tīng)他們的。”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)。“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去到店里買(mǎi)10磅土豆來(lái)。”
"Where's the shopping bag'?"
“兜子在哪兒呢?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat.”
“我沒(méi)有兜子，就用你的帽子吧。”
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