Class and Ass 班和笨驢

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　　Class and Ass

　　Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”

　　A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the “c”。

　　Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the “l(fā)”。

　　班和笨驢

　　格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個(gè)通知：“勞里教授今天不見他的班級。”

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”（lass：姑娘）。

　　后來勞里教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l(fā)”（ass：笨驢）。

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