鐘聲
The two old gentlemen were enjoying the sunshine on thesame park bench one Sunday morning． They were strangers， but one，feeling sociable and at peace with the world， remarked：
"Very pleasant here， listening to the grand sound of thebells，isn't it？"
"What's that？" said the other， inclining his ear．
"I say， it's very pleasant here listening to the bells， isn'tit？" Slightly louder this time．
"I'm sorry． I'm a trifle deaf； would you mind re peatingit？"
A third time, still more loudly， was the sociable remar krepeated．
"I'm afraid it's no use． I can't hear a word you say while those damned bells are making that infernal row！"
鐘聲
一個星期天的上午，兩位老先生同在一張公園長凳上曬 太陽。他們互不相識，但是其中一位喜歡交際而且心情愉快， 他說：
“這兒真讓人愉快，聽著這洪亮的鐘聲，不是嗎？”
“你說什么？”另一個問，側過他的耳朵。
“我說在這兒聽鐘聲真是愉快，不是嗎？”這次稍稍大聲一些。
“我很抱歉。我有點聾；你能不能再說一遍？”
那位愛交際的先生第三次重復了他的話，又大聲了一些。
“恐怕沒用。當那些討厭的鐘發出那該死的吵鬧聲時，你的話我一句也聽不見。”
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