幽默笑話
A small scout
The scoutmaster marched hid troop of Boy Scouts ten miles from their camp.Then he lined up the troop and asked very scout who felt too tired to face the return trip on foot to take three paces forward.The only one who did not move was the smallest and skinniest boy in the troop.The scoutmaster praised him for his courage.
"I am not courageous,"the small scout said."It's just that I'm too tired to take the three paces forward."
The scoutmaster marched hid troop of Boy Scouts ten miles from their camp.Then he lined up the troop and asked very scout who felt too tired to face the return trip on foot to take three paces forward.The only one who did not move was the smallest and skinniest boy in the troop.The scoutmaster praised him for his courage.
"I am not courageous,"the small scout said."It's just that I'm too tired to take the three paces forward."
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