Educational Joke(15)
A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives. He says；these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They sit there and watch me and watch me. What can I do？
The psychiatrist says；that‘s easy…just sharpen the tops of the posts.
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