他收到幾封給他的信。
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting
him.
He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming
seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words：
“I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his
name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and
forgetting to write the letter.”
一個星期天，亨利比徹先生走進普利茅斯的教堂，他收到幾封給他的信。
他開了七種一個發現里面有個單詞“傻瓜。”悄悄地變得嚴肅起來，他向來機會得人聲明這個事實：
“我知道有很多人寫一封信忘記署名，但這是我所認識的一個男人簽下他的名字忘了寫信。
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