A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her.
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        A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her.
        "Kate!" called the teacher sharply.
        "Yes, sir?" questioned the girl.
        "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"  

                     怎樣做? 

        一女生坐在座位上,嘴里拼命地嚼著口香糖,腳還伸到過道里,被老師給看見了。
        “凱特!”老師大聲地叫她。
        “怎么了,老師?”這個(gè)女孩問道。
        “把口香糖從嘴里拿出來,把你的腳放進(jìn)去!”

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