爆笑英語幽默笑話精90：New Discovery新發現（英漢雙語笑話）
90.New Discovery
90.新發現
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building，he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed，lights flashed，and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
一個鄉下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數很大的矮胖女人邁進一個小房間。房間的門隨后關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年輕漂亮的女模特。
Blinking in amazement，the hillbilly drawled，“I should have brought my wife!”
鄉下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說:“我應該把我的老婆帶來!”
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