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- English Humor -Getting A Cake
- Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of...
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- English Humor -School Play
- A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been. "Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play", says the boy. "Really? and wha...
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- English Humor -Making A Puppy
- A father was walking with his young son in the park when they came upon two dogs having sex. The boy asked his dad what the dogs were doing. He said that they were...
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- English Humor -Buying a Horse
- Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and...
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- English Humor -Blood Circulation
- A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, wou...
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- English Humor -Hiking Money
- A Father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.
"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost o...
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- English Humor -Happy Butt
- It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that...
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- English Humor -Who Is Stupid?
- One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is...
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- English Humor -Bad Language
- Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father is getting tired of it. So he decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative reinforcement. Sinc...
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- English Humor -Tough Operation
- Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?...
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- English Humor -Expanding Organ
- The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary,...
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- English Humor -Legs In The Air
- Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the...
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- English Humor -Giggling In Class
- A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade
6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started
writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly...
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- English Humor -Cow Giving Birth
- A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Grea...
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- English Humor -Going To The Toilet
- During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a...
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- English Jokes -Staying Fat
- A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Momm...
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- English Jokes -Pushing It
- Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the o...
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- English Jokes -On The Balcony
- Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartme...
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- English Jokes -Alphabet Fun
- The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson.
"I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let's be...
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- English Jokes -Getting Herpes
- A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.
He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.
"Madam, I would like to have a girl for the aft...
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- English Jokes -Baby Belly
- A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"...
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- English Jokes -Start Running
- Three boys were walking home from school one day. All of a sudden, they saw a naked lady sunbathing so of course, they stopped to look. Then, right out of the blue,...
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- English Jokes -Who Is Stupid?
- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds...
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- English Jokes -Brave Uncle
- One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home
and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.
The following day the tea...
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- English Jokes -Osama Wish
- Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is
for a Christian...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
