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- 盤點全球各大行業(yè)的爆笑英文標語
- An advertisement in a restaurant 一家飯店門口的廣告Please come in to eat or both of us will starve 進來吃飯吧，否則我們都要挨餓 Traffic slogans 交通宣傳標語 If you want to stay married, divorce speed...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 加菲貓經典語錄
- Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your gi...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How much English can you speak?
- "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speak...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Jokes About Students
- 1. When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one seat, so he asked the lady with the dog to put the dog on her lap. The lad...
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- Jokes About Animal
- 動物1. A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder: As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder (...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 全球各大行業(yè)英文標語
- An advertisement in a restaurant 一家飯店門口的廣告：
進來吃飯吧，否則我們都要挨餓
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve。
Traffic slogans 交通宣傳標語：
If you want to stay married, divorce s...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 妙趣橫生的雙關語
- 英語中的雙關語隨處可見，尤其在廣告語中的更常見，使廣告更加俏皮、幽默、生動形象，從而增強廣告的說服力，使產品形象深入人心。如：
美國有一家眼鏡公司的產品牌子是OIC，讀作Oh, I see.
這則廣告生動地運用了諧音...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Two Birds
- Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student:...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- One Engine Left
- One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certai...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Policeman and the Thief
- The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sol...
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- 有趣的英文:這些問題你想過嗎?
- 1.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 為什么太陽能把頭發(fā)曬淺，卻能把皮膚曬黑？ 2.Why don't you ever see the headline! "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 為什么你從來沒見過頭版頭條寫！“算命師中大...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一語雙關的幽默句子
- 1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。 2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看看別的國家是怎么形容天熱的，hot早就out了
- 1.It’s so warm that the dog is chasing the cat, but both are walking!
熱得狗都追不動貓了！ --South Africa 南非
2.Flies are falling down tired.!
熱得蒼蠅都紛紛落下來！ --Czech republic...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- One Rich Man
- 鱷魚One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes,anything he wanted. 一天一個有錢人想要在他家...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 新老師
- 笑 George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外公的名字
- 老爺爺When our daughter was born，we named her Myles,after my beloved late father,despite family warning that the name was too masculine. 女兒出生時，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯。和我深愛的已經過世的父親同名。...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 醫(yī)生住樓下
- 笑"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." “醫(yī)生”她沖進屋后大聲說道。“我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什么病。” He surveyed her from head to...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 校園笑話兩則
- 笑1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Stu...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個英國姑娘
- 英國姑娘A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. 一個女人要去英國參加為期兩個禮拜的公司培訓。丈...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 史上最強的中國式英文
- 1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 4．you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, broth...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 端午節(jié)中英文搞笑祝福短信
- 粽子001 taking off your coat, you are so Bainen, in light of the Youxiang, Tianyi Tian again on a bite, my heart fly Cloud Nine, ah, I love dumplings! 001 脫去你的外衣，你是那樣白嫩，發(fā)著淡淡的幽香，舔一...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Sleeping Pills
- 安眠藥Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鮑勃晚上經常失眠。于是他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。 Sunda...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 阻止一場打架
- 打架Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? 媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉為什么那么紅? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. 弗雷迪:我剛才在大街上奔跑，為了阻止一場打架。 Mother: That's a very...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國五大最搞怪的節(jié)日
- Ostrich Festival Chandler, Arizona At this annual bash celebrating the southern Arizona tradition of ostrich ranching, revelers can cheer on their preferred bird during a 50-minute ostrich race and t...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Great Event 林肯過生日
- Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third bi...
2019-01-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
