新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？ 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
更多 英語(yǔ)小笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事、英語(yǔ)笑話、英文笑話，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/98050.html
相關(guān)文章
-
醫(yī)生的良丹妙藥--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."病人跟醫(yī)生說(shuō)：...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹72：費(fèi)迪南德先生的午餐(中英)
One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: "Roger, there’s a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today，and I want to go to it. I’ll leave you some food for your lunc...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：我飯后從不工作（雙語(yǔ)）
i never work after supper 我飯后從不工作a penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. one morning, he...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
A Vacation Cruise
A Vacation Cruise One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $100.After he signs up and pays,the travel agent hits him with a bat,knocks him unco...
2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
我們啥也沒(méi)留！
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When she got back that night, she f...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹97：我是她老爸(中英)
A staid-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. "Just look at that,” he barked to a bystander. "Is it a boy or a girl?"一位外表穩(wěn)重的先生對(duì)街上年輕人的打...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Who was fighting?
誰(shuí)在打架Who was fighting? Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? ...
2018-12-08 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹152：三個(gè)老年人(中英)
Three old men were sitting around and talking.三個(gè)老年人坐在一起聊天。The 80 year一old said , "The best thing that could happen to me is if I would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Elderly Joke(57)
“I hope this plane doesn‘t travel faster than sound，”said the old lady to the stewardess.“Why？” “Because my friend and I want to talk，that‘s why.”更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、...
2018-12-29 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命24: 好投入啊 （雙語(yǔ))
True Dedication好投入啊！Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.福特斯克太太越來(lái)越擔(dān)心，Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn'...
2018-10-31 英語(yǔ)笑話
