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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹152:三個老年人(中英)

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        Three old men were sitting around and talking.

        三個老年人坐在一起聊天。

        The 80 year一old said , "The best thing that could happen to me is if I would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.”

        八十歲的那個說:“我所希望能發生在我身上最好的事,就是我能正常的小便。我每次站在那里二十分鐘,又慢又疼。我不得不一次又一次的去。”

        The 85 year一old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem.”

        八十五歲的那個說:“我所希望能發生在我身上最好的事,就是我能有正常的大便。我用過各種各樣的瀉藥,就這樣還是有問題。”

        Then the 90 year一old said,That's not my problem. Every morning at 6: 00 A. M. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 :00 A. M.”

        九十歲的那個說:“這些都不是我的問題。我每天早上六點鐘準時小便,六點半準時大便。我所希望發生在我身上最好的事,就是我能在七點鐘以前醒來。”


         

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