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• The Crowded Store

  　　It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of t...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• Sick Leave

  I urgently needed a few days off work. But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few...

  2018-11-20 英語笑話

• Marriage Joke(47)

  　　A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending...

  2018-12-31 英語笑話

• Elderly Joke(40)

  　　There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic“When I die I‘ll get it on my way up.”chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• say sorry

  　　　　Dad ： “Son， how can you call your aunt stupid？ Go and　　say sorry to her“　　Son ： （goes over to the aunt） “Aunt， I am sorry you are　　stupid. '更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• 我弄走那三個時忘了這個。

  Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!服務員,湯里有只蒼蠅! 對不起,先生,我弄走那三個時忘了這個。 對不起,先生,我弄走那三個時忘了這個...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選39:A Little Attention注意一點（英漢雙語笑話）

  39. A Little Attention39.注意一點“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”媽媽著急地對粗心的...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話

• Marriage Joke(82)

  　　One day Mr. Jones was playing golf and died of an heart attack. Nobody wanted to tell Mrs. Jones. When Mrs. Jones got worried one of his friends told her that he lost 5，000 dollars playing poke...

  2019-01-02 英語笑話

• Chicken

  　　Bill's mather was called into the school one day by the principal."We are very worried about Bill,"he said."He goes round all day cluck,clucking." "That is right,"said bill's mother."He thinks...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話

• Clinton Joke (1)

  　　Bill，Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One，when Bill said“I‘d like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy”。　　Hi...

  2018-12-28 英語笑話