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- 英文幽默 - Associations Game
- It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is...
2019-03-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文幽默 - Nudist Vacation
- Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes run...
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- 英文幽默 - Osama's Valentine
- Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he...
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- 英文幽默 - Like a Peanut
- Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother: "Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut". Her mother, a little surprised, asks: "wh...
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- 英文幽默 - Dodging god
- The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A nun made a note and po...
2019-03-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Dirty Name
- A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves
The first child stands and says, "My n...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Finding Danny
- "Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40
years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he
did not...
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- 英語幽默 - Who Said That?
- It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades
and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of
this....
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Bad Books
- Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written:
'You Were an Accident'
'Strangers Have the Best Candy'
'The Little Sissy Who Snitched'
'Some Kittens Can Fly!'
&...
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- 英語幽默 - Dirty Magazines
- One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Having A Puppy
- A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father: "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father sa...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Hole In The Fence
- Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened to look throu...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - What Is Sex?
- A little boy returning home from his first day at school
said to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational
theo...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - A Period
- A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Weird Names
- One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?"
So the father answerd his question and said, "when your sister was born I coul...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - The Whole Truth
- At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Chldren's Prayer
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRA...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Train Ride
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the tra...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Father's Advice
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Mother's Shock
- A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm t...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Self-Made Man
- A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, "Why are you staring...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Team Spirit
- At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affi...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - What's Sex?
- A little boy returning home from school said to his mother, 'Mom, what's sex?'
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, cover...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Starting To Swear
- Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hel...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 - Birds And Bees
- Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
