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- 英語小笑話 - Mother
- A girl was throwing stones at a cow. Her father came & scolded her for throwing the stones at the cow & then told to her that cows are like mothers to them & should...
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- 英語小笑話 - Balcony Report
- Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and o...
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- 英語小笑話 - Harry's Exam
- A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too
smart for the first-grade. My sister is in...
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- 英語小笑話 - Black and White
- There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.
He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom...
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- 英語小笑話 - Too Young
- This 40 year old guy is driving home from work and he pulls into his driveway, walked up to his apartment, and then sees his girlfriend with her bag packed up. He s...
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- 英語小笑話 - New Borns
- A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one is there with her except her brother. The nurse comes into the room after the delivery a...
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- 英語小笑話 - Train Set
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son...
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- 英語小笑話 - Obsessions
- A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mo...
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- 英語小笑話 - At the Zoo with Dad
- A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they...
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- 英語小笑話 - Little Johnny
- Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly
letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she
insisted on knowing why he exhibi...
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- 英文幽默 - Closet Secrets
- Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.
Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in y...
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- 英文幽默 - Urinal Help
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by
two female teachers went on a field trip to the local
racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and t...
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- 英文幽默 - Potential And Reality
- A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father...
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- 英文幽默 - Grown-Up Words
- A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use...
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- 英文幽默 - Sunday Class
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mar...
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- 英文幽默 - Sex On Sunday
- Bill and Linda decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and...
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- 英文幽默 - Funny Faces
- Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher s...
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- 英文幽默 - Spoiled Mother
- A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That's t...
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- 英文幽默 - Peeing In Church
- A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to...
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- 英文幽默 - Whiskey Lesson
- A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glas...
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- 英文幽默 - Christmas Ticket
- Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "yea" the boy...
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- 英文幽默 - Children Books
- HERE ARE SOME CHILDREN BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED:
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"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
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- 英文幽默 - Shooting Accident
- As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to the hospital....
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- 英文幽默 - Santa Present
- A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?"
Little Girl, "Yes, Santa, very good."...
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- 英文幽默 - Kill A Mouse
- The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and
catches him putting on a condom.
He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father
stutters "I'm going to kill a...
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