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- 英語小笑話 - Mounted Cop
- There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "did santa bring it t...
2019-03-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語小笑話 - Typewriter
- A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Type...
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- 英語小笑話 - I won, is that because...
- Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a black kid, Tyrone. Jimmy says, "I'm bored, every day we come out at reces...
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- 英語小笑話 - What do you want for Xmas?
- A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies, "I don't know". So Santa star...
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- 英語小笑話 - Is The Seal Broken?
- A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over...
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- 英語小笑話 - A White Boy
- A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says "Lo...
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- 英語小笑話 - The Code Word Is...
- A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the wor...
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- 英語小笑話 - Swearing
- A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swea...
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- 英語小笑話 - Don't Worry Mommy!
- One day there was this little girl who always wore a dress to school. Every day she would sit on the bench and cry. Finally Little Johnny asked her why she was crying. She replied "I don't have an...
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- 英語小笑話 - A Talking Pig!
- One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to ac...
2019-03-21 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語小笑話 - The Surprise Gift
- On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I kn...
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- 英語小笑話 - Summer Camps Not For Kids
- 10 Summer Camps Not For Kids Tommy Lee's----Camp Kickachickee Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee Tanya Harding's---Camp Whackaneenee Kenneth Starr's----Camp Catchac...
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- 英語小笑話 - The Farting Lesson
- Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts.His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibite...
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- 英語小笑話 - Sex Or Weight Watchers
- A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy , ev...
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- 英語小笑話 - Which Race Am I?
- Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny says, "Mom, am I more Jewish or more black...
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- 英語小笑話 - Frog Noise
- A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grampa'...
2019-03-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語小笑話 - Indian Names
- This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived...
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- 英語小笑話 - Most Wanted
- Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
O...
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- 英語小笑話 - The Right Thing
- Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy "B...
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- 英語小笑話 - What The Ribs Are For
- A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the
pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed
condoms are?"
The pharma...
2019-03-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語小笑話 - Making A Baby
- Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs...
2019-03-20 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語小笑話 - What Is Sex?
- A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theori...
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- 英語小笑話 - Big People Words
- A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on no baby talk.
"You...
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- 英語小笑話 - What That Was
- The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad
fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have
floppy tits." She wasn't abo...
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- 英語小笑話 - Outhouse
- Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to
use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the
summer,cold in the winter...
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