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- 英語幽默精讀【2】I'll Keep it on My Floor
- My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of ――until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment. Recently I accompanied J...
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- 英語幽默精讀【3】The Attraction of the Map
- Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn, he told his audience about his...
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- 英語幽默精讀【4】What Grade
- Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "Wh...
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- 英語幽默精讀【5】An Adult Decision
- The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make...
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- 英語幽默精讀【10】What Will Be the Headline
- When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and...
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- 英語幽默精讀【7】I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer it
- A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off....
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- 英語幽默精讀【8】Where Do You Want These Blinds
- A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the wo...
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- 英語幽默精讀【6】We're on That Mountain Over There
- My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son, an electronics engineer, p...
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- 英語幽默精讀【13】A Pleasant Surprise
- A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, s...
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- 英語幽默精讀【14】A Clever dog
- A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but a...
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- 英語幽默精讀【11】A Challenging Hunt
- A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of...
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- 英語幽默精讀【12】You're Not Going to Make it
- Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but th...
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- 英語幽默精讀【15】It Seemed like Hours
- As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to laugh, however...
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- 英語幽默精讀【16】Mother's Feet
- To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to...
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- 英語幽默精讀【18】Nest and Hair
- My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't s...
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- 英語幽默精讀【19】I Never Work after Supper
- A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat....
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- 英語幽默精讀【20】Coffee Problem
- A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked . "Take the spoon out of your cup. " answe...
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- 英語幽默精讀【17】I Want to Get Out
- A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously...
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- 英語幽默精讀【22】Job Technique
- Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our...
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- 英語幽默精讀【21】I've Just Bitten My Tongue
- "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " ※ Notes （1） poisonous adj.有毒的
（2） Cause...
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- 英語幽默精讀【23】A Bad Doctor
- A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. "0. K. You can put your tongue back now. " the doc...
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- 英語幽默精讀【24】Saving Grace
- Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but so...
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- 英語幽默精讀【25】A Woman Who Fell
- It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smoo...
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- Quick Reaction
- My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, plus the ability to...
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- 墓地驚魂
- One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped m...
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