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- Joke 34
- A pretty， well-dressed young lady stopped a taxi in a big square， and said to the driver， 'Do you see that young man at the other side of this square？' 'Yes，' said the taxi-driver. The young man...
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- Joke 35
- Mr Robinson worked in an office. Every morning he had breakfast with his wife at half-past seven， read his newspaper， drank a cup of coffee and then left his house at 8 o'clock to go to catch hi...
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- Joke 36
- Mr Black gave his wife money every Friday evening， but she always spent it before the next Wednesday， so that for the next three days she had none. Every Tuesday evening Mr Black asked her， 'B...
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- Joke 37
- A letter to a magazine： 'Dear Sirs， Last your I saw an article in your magazine （I think it was in your magazine， but I am not sure） which interested me very much， but I have forgotten what i...
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- Joke 38
- The lights were red， so my taxi had to stop. When they changed to green again， an old lady was slowly crossing the street in front of the taxi， so of course the driver waited. But as soon as the...
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- Joke 39
- A man was mending a street lamp when he saw a pretty young woman and three children get into a car which was in the garden of a house near him. He saw that the car had a flatjoke39 copy.JPG （96...
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- Joke 40
- A man wanted to sell his old horse， so he took him to the market. Because the horse was old， nobody wanted to buy him， but at last a young man stopped in front of him and said， 'How old is he？'...
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- Quick Service
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker， "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me， please." "Certainly， sir，" the shoemaker said. "When will they be read...
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- A Holiday from School
- A Holiday from School Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed， he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache， he...
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- Bring Me a Glass of Milk
- At 2 a. m， Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living， room. "Tiptoe down-stairs，" she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's...
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- Hunting Skills
- Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday，" says Ivan. "Look at the hide！" "How do you find such huge bears？" Sergei asks. "Easy，" says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave...
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- The Nice Wedding Gift
- We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride， we decided to send them a practical household gift， a fire extinguisher. Apparently， the coup...
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- A Thank-you Note
- Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched， revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help，" t...
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- The Use of a Handsaw
- At the mall， my wife and I picked up some hardware items， including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt...
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- Ways to Report Death
- Two brothers， Herbert and James， lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat， and when he had to leave town for several days， he left Herbert meticulo...
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- Wedding or Not
- Uncle Frank， at 79， was a healthy and wealthy man， a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot， he said， but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim， he decided to take a trip around the country to l...
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- An Ad
- After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home， my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read： "A puppy， male， a...
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- I Want Her to go Nuts
- Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist， "Paint me with diamond earrings， a diamond necklace， emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you're not wearing any...
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- Easy or Not
- Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window， a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied， she backed away and tried again. After five attempts...
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- An Excellent Scheme
- After 20 years as a pilot， I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle， but my family thought it was too dangerous....
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- Maternal Instinct
- As a new father， I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night， I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly got up in the dark but tripped...
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- Excellent Skills
- After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport， they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation， the husband took out a five-dollar bill...
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- A Short Holiday
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside， but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country l...
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- Only One Eye to Settle On
- The girl found the go-between and said， "You cheated me ！ One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ？" "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side， th...
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- To Borrow an Ox
- Once upon a time， there lived a rich man， but he didn't know any words. One day， one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him， so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this...
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