Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank， at 79， was a healthy and wealthy man， a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot， he said， but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim， he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed， "Whew！ Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now！
Notes：
（1） bachelor n.單身漢
（2） court v.向求愛；追求
（3） boil over 沸騰而溢出（本文指全身心地投入付出）
（4） simmer v.（做菜時）煨（本文指見好就收）
（5） whim n.一時的興致；奇想
（6） look up探訪
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