To Borrow an Ox
Once upon a time， there lived a rich man， but he didn't know any words.
One day， one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him， so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.
After the servant gave the note to the rich man， he pretended to be reading it and after a while， he said， "OK， I know. Go and tell your master， I'll go myself shortly.
Notes：
?。?） he pretended to be reading it他假裝讀著字條。
?。?） pretend to do佯裝做
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