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- A Cat Thief
- In Newcastle， England， recently a cat called Ziggy was found to have stolen things worth more than 1，000 pounds from houses in the neighborhood of its owner. At first， people reported to the police th...
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- You might have an idea
- The phone rang at the firehouse just five minutes after the men had all retired for their afternoon nap." It's a terrible blaze at my house，" the voice frantically cried." the flames are lickin...
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- She was a school teacher
- A gentleman was much surprised when the good-looking young lady greeted him by saying， "Good evening." He could not remember ever having seen her before. She evidently realized that she had...
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- Differences Between You and Your Boss
- When you take a long time， you're slow. When your boss takes a long time， he's thorough. When you don't do it， you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it， he's too busy. When you make a mistake，...
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- those who catch my eyes
- A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from...
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- Statistical one-liners
- A new government 10 year survey cost $3，000，000，000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population. According to recent surveys， 51% of the people are in the majority....
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- Refrigerate elephants
- Analysis： 1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig. 2. Redefine the measure on the referigerator （or the elephant）。 3. Apply the Banach-Tarsky theore...
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- The math one-liners
- Math problems？ Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together！ Maths Teacher： Now suppose the number of sheep...
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- Log negative one zero
- Theorem： log（-1） = 0 Proof： a. log = 2 * log（-1） On the other hand： b. log = log（1） = 0 Combining a） and b） gives： 2* log（-1） = 0 Divide both sides by 2： log（-1） = 0更多 英語笑話、英語...
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- One equal to one half
- Theorem： 1 = 1/2： Proof： We can re-write the infinite series 1/（1*3） + 1/（3*5） + 1/（5*7） + 1/（7*9） +…… as 1/2（（1/1 - 1/3） + （1/3 - 1/5） + （1/5 - 1/7） + （1/7 - 1/9） + …… ）。 All terms after 1/1 c...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Reducing travel risk
- There was this statistics student who， when driving his car， would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction， whizz straight over it ， then slow down again once he'd got over it. One da...
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- The results of statistics
- 1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed 2. All polar bears are left-handed 3. If your car is stolen， there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear 1. 39 percent of...
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- Math is turning bad
- "Psst， c'mere，" said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat， as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed. "What are you selling？" I asked. "Geometr...
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- Answering machine
- Hello， this is probably 438-9012， yes， the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at home， or not wanting to answer the phone， most probably the latter， according to my latest calculatio...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Risk of plane bombs
- A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic. "Hey， don't worry， it's just every 10000th flight tha...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Four is equal to five
- Theorem： 4 = 5 Proof： -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 （4 - 9/2）^2 = （5 - 9/2）^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5更多 英語笑話、英...
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- Three is equal to four
- Theorem： 3=4 Proof： Suppose： a + b = c This can also be written as： 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c After reorganizing： 4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c Take the constants out of the...
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- Crocodile is longer
- Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green： Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom， but it is green on...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Debate about the box
- An engineer， a physicist， and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep， but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a squ...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Story about infinity
- A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels， each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and we...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Marketing translations
- Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard， yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural difference...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Discussing the tax rates
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red， white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes，" he said. "We g...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Throwing away garbage
- An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search， he just couldn't find any place to discard...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clever news reporter
- A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter， anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort， he started s...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- After a bad accident
- Patient： I'm in a hospital！ Why am I in here？ Doctor： You've had an accident involving a train. Patient： What happened？ Doctor： Well， I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you l...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
