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- Stockbroker(證券經(jīng)濟人)
- An 84-year-old retired stockbroker was admitted to our hospital's intensive-care unit， suffering from a peptic ulcer and shock from internal hemorrhage. 我們醫(yī)院的特護(hù)部收治了一位84歲的退休...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 口紅會褪色嗎？
- Before a young lady purchased a lipstick ， she asked the shop-assistant at the cosmetics counter. 買口紅之前，一位年輕女士在化妝品柜臺前問售貨員： “Will the lipstick fade after being kissed？...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 哪一級
- Kristin，， my 17-year-old niece， had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps， and the attendant asked， “What g...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩張電影票
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend， he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box， the young man said to the ticket seller， “Two tickets， please. ” ...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 放在地板上
- My 16-year-old son， Jeff， is a boy any parent would be proud of ――until you see the floor of his room， covered with layers of clothes， magazines and sports equipment. Recently I accompanied J...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默,笑話地圖的引力
- Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson， he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn， he told his audience about his e...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 成年人的抉擇
- The year before my son turned 18， he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo， but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make a...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們在那座山上
- My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son， an electronics engineer...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓我的司機來回答
- A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. “Hey， boss， I've heard your speech many times， I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off. ...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 窗簾掛于何處
- A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks， stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes， the...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰的狗最聰明
- Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man， an engineer， called to his dog， “T Square， show your stuff. ” The dog trotted over to a desk， pulled out a paper and penc...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 標(biāo)題是什么
- When a man in Macon， Ga. ， came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy， he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident， congratulated the man and tol...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 富有挑戰(zhàn)性的搜尋
- A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. “Lady，” one of them explained， “we are on a treasure hunt， and we need three grains of wheat， a pork-chop bone and a piece of...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 驚喜
- A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time， but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks， and when she returned， she...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 聰明狗
- A dog owner claimed that his pet， when given money， would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off， but an h...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 母親的腳
- To prevent our dog， Lacy， from pestering visitors to our house， my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table， her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 猶如幾個時辰
- As a band instructor at an elementary school， I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to laugh， however， w...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我要出去
- A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang.“ What time do you open up in the morning ？” he heard an obviously...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 鳥窩與頭發(fā)
- My sister， a primary school teacher， was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. “What kind of bird？” my sister asked. “I didn't s...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我晚飯后從不工作
- A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning， he told the farmhand， “It's such a nuisance to come in from the field，， wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Wh...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 咖啡問題
- A man was at the doctor's office. “Every time I drink a cup of coffee， Doctor， I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do？” he asked . “Take the spoon out of your cup. ” answ...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 工作技巧
- Vacationing on the island of Oahu， we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man， obviously not with our group， approached the bus and was about to board. How would our dr...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我剛咬破自己的舌頭
- “Are we poisonous？” the young snake asked his mother. “Yes， dear，” she replied - “Why do you ask？” “Cause I've just bitten my tongue！ ” Notes： （1） poisonous adj.有毒的 （2） Cause I...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 庸醫(yī)
- A man walked into a doctor's examining room. “Put out your tongue，” the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. “0. K. You can put your tongue back now. ” the...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 保全面子
- Vacationing in Hawaii， my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check， my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet， but someh...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
